"Look out!" you cry. I do look out,

And then I lose my head.

You've missed the fish without a doubt,

But captured me instead!


A Point of Trespass.—Irate Owner of this side of water. "Are you aware that you are trespassing in this water, young man?"

Sharp Youth. "But I'm not in the water, sir."

Irate Owner (more irate). "Confound you, but you've just taken a fish out!"

Sharp Youth. "Yes, sir. The fish was trespassing!"