Irate Angler (waking tramp). "Why can't you look after your beast of a dog? It's been and eaten all my lunch."

Tramp (hungrily). "What, all the lot, mister! Well, he shouldn't ave done that if I could 'ave 'elped it!"


Shakspearian Motto for August 12

"Now will I hence to seek my lovely moor!"

Titus Andronicus, Act II., Sc. 3.