Keeper. "Would you gentlemen kindly tell me which of you two is a lord, as I've been told to give him the best place."


Gentleman. "That looks a well-bred dog."

Owner. "I should think he was well-bred. Why, he won't have a bit er dinner till he's got his collar on!"


SS. PATRICK AND PARTRIDGE

"Now at the birds, me boy, let dhrive!"

Says Mike, exhorting Dan.