3. The man who can't "shoot a bit sometimes."
4. The man who hasn't some particular theory as to—1. The very best gun; 2. Cartridges; 3. Charges of powder and shot; 4. Best tipple to shoot on; 5. Best sort of boots; 6. Gaiters; 7. And equipment generally.
5. The man who doesn't change the said theory every season.
6. The man who hasn't sometimes said he couldn't shoot after lunch.
7. Or that he could shoot better after lunch.
8. The man who on your remarking that your friend George Lake is a good shot, doesn't answer that you should see Billy Mountain (or someone else) and then you would know what shooting really was.
9. The man who hasn't a friend who "can't hit a haystack."
10. The friend who owns it.
11. The man who doesn't like to be considered a good shot.
12. The man who, being a bad shot, doesn't comfort himself by thinking he knows a worse.