Keeper (to beater). "What are you doin' here? Why don't ye go and spread yourself out?"
Beater. "Zo I were spread out, and t'other man 'e told I, I were too wide!"
Master Bob. "I say, Adam, that was a pretty bad miss."
Keeper. "'Twasn't even that, Master Bob. 'Twas firing in a totally wrong direction."
