"WHAT MAISIE KNEW"
Kind Aunt. "You needn't be afraid of my little pug, Maisie. He won't bite you."
Maisie. "No, auntie. But he might kick!"
Bobby. "Do you know what daddy calls you, Mr. Tovey?"
Mr. Tovey. "No Bobby. What is it?"
Bobby. "He calls you Port Arthur, 'cause you take so long to surrender!"