Harold. 'Cos he's smaller than pa!
A Little Learning.—Teacher. And who was Joan of Arc?
Scholar. Please, sir, Noah's wife.
A Little Stepmother.—Uncle. Hullo! Dot, got a new doll?
Little Miss Dot. Hush, uncle, don't speak too loud. She is not one of my own, but belonged to Millie Simpson, who was cruel to her and 'bandoned her, so I have 'dopted her; but I don't want her to know, because I mean to make no difference between her and my own dollies.
