Comprehensive.—Preceptor. Now, can any of you tell me anything remarkable in the life of Moses?
Boy. Yes, sir. He was the only man who broke all the commandments at once!
A BARGAIN.
"I say, Bobby, just give us a shove with this 'ere parcel on to this 'ere truck, and next time yer runs me in, I'll go quiet!"
Little Miss Logic.—Little Dot (to Eminent Professor of Chemistry). Are you a chemist?