Blue Fever.—Visitor (after a long discourse on the virtues of temperance). "I'm glad to see a little boy here wearing the blue ribbon. That's a good little fellow. Persevere in your good——"
Billie Groggins. "Please, sir, I'm Hoxford!"
"Oh! just ain't people proud what have got pairasoles."
A Discussion on Diet.—Little Chris (to little Kate.) Does your governess get ill on mince pies?