Dolly. "Auntie, that's what I've done for the cow-drawing competition at school." Auntie. "But it is more like a horse than a cow." Dolly. "It is a horse. But, please, don't tell teacher!"
"THE GENTLE CRAFT"
Preceptor (after a lecture). "Now, what are the principal things that are obtained from the earth?"
Pupil (and "disciple of Izaak Walton"). "Worms, sir!"
[Loses fifty marks!