Auntie. "Do you know you are playing with two very naughty little boys, Johnny?" Johnny. "Yes." Auntie. "You do! I'm surprised. Why don't you play with good little boys?" Johnny. "Because their mothers won't let them!"
TAKING TIME BY THE FORELOCK
Gwendoline. "Uncle George says every woman ought to have a profession, and I think he's quite right!"
Mamma. "Indeed! And what profession do you mean to choose?"
Gwendoline. "I mean to be a professional beauty!"