BRUSHING PA'S NEW HAT
Edith. "Now, Tommy, you keep turning slowly, till we've done it all round."
Mother. "But, Jacky, I don't think a clock-work engine would be a good toy for you to give baby. He's such a little thing, he'd only break it." Jacky. "Oh, but, mother, I'd promise you I'd never let him even touch it!"