Mother (to son, who has been growing rather free of speech). "Tommy, if you promise not to say 'hang it!' again, I'll give you sixpence." Tommy. "All right, ma. But I know another word that's worth half-a-crown!"
BETWEEN THE ACTS
Governess. "Well, Marjorie, have you done crying?"
Marjorie. "No—I haven't. I'm only resting!"