Guest. "Waiter! I say—this is pork! I want mutton!"

Waiter (rather bustled). "Yes, sorr, it's mutton ye want—but it's pork ye'll have!"


RAMBLING RONDEAUX

At Table d'hôte

At table d'hôte, I quite decline

To sit there and attempt to dine!

Of course you never dine, but "feed,"

And gobble up with fearsome greed