Far from it.—The woman who is bent on marrying a man because he is a lion, should remember that it does not necessarily follow that she will become a lioness.


Over-Scrupulous.—"My husband is Vicar of St. Boniface—but I don't attend his church." "Indeed! How is that?" "The fact is, I—I don't approve of married clergymen!"


"Home Rule."—Petticoat government.


CALF-LOVE

Calf-love is a passion most people scorn,

Who've loved, and outlived, life and love's young morn;