Simple.—Q. When is a man tied to time? A. When he marries a second.
"Natural Selection."—Choosing a wife.
Small Voice from under the bed. "No, I will not come out! I tell you, once and for all, Bernesia, I will be master in my own house!"
The Best Excuse for a Man Marrying his Deceased Wife's Sister.—Because he will only have one mother-in-law.