A PARTHIAN SHOT
He (after a quarrel, bitterly). "I was a fool when I married you!"
She (quietly, about to leave the room). "Yes; but I thought you would improve!"
HARMONY
Brown (Philistine). "I heard it was all 'off' between you and Miss Roweshett."
Wobbinson (Æsthete). "Ya-as. Incompatibility of complexion!—she didn't suit my furnitchar!!"