PRIMARY ROCK


The Effect of Getting Married.—"Poor Dick! how sadly he is altered since his marriage!" remarked one friend to another. "Why, yes, of course," replied the other; "directly a man's neck is in the nuptial noose, every one must see that he's a haltered person."


A Bad Pre-eminence.—What is there beats a good wife? A bad husband.


Question by a Sewing Machine.—What is woman's true sphere?—The Hemisphere.