THE BABES IN THE WOOD

Ernest. "I see you are getting on, foreman."

Foreman. "Yes, sir; we shall have the walls plastered to-morrow."

Agatha. "Oh, Ernest, don't let's have plaster! You never see it now; everybody has wall-papers, and you can get lovely ones quite cheap!"


MY NEIGHBOUR

Next door the summer roses bloom

And breathe their hearts out day by day