Hopeless Widower. "Nothing can mend a broken heart."
Hopeful Widow. "Except re-pairing."
THE LAST CONGRATULATION
Fair Guest (who, having had a desperate flirtation with the bridegroom a short time ago, wouldn't be absent from the ceremony on any account). "Well, Algey, it's all over now! Aren't you pleased?"
[Uncomfortable position of Algey.