To thee, were I a ship at sea,

I'd sail, tho' land were in my sight:

To thee, were I a pussy cat,

I'd spring, as tho' 'twere on a rat!

To thee, were I a stickleback

I'd swim as fast as fins could move;

To thee, were I a hunter's hack,

I'd gallop on the hoofs of love:

But as I'm but a simple man,

I'll come by train, love—if I can!