"You 'ave."
"You're a——! What 'ave I stole?"
"My 'eart!"
MARRIAGE MEMORIES
What the Father says.—Which side must I stand on when I give her away?
What the Mother says.—I am sure the ices will be late for the breakfast.
What the Sister says.—I flatter myself I am the best looking of the eight bridesmaids.
What the Brother says.—Of course, the best man is behind his time—just like him!