"DECEIVERS EVER"
Goldsmith. "Would you like any name or motto engraved on it, sir?"
Customer (who had chosen an engagement ring). "Ye—yes—um—'Augustus to Irene.' And—ah—loo' here—don't—ah—cut 'Irene' very deep!!"
A SCIENTIFIC WOOER
"Drink to me only with thine eyes"—
And if you happen to survive a
So curious potion, pray advise