ALTRUISM
Maud (newly married). "You look very melancholy, George; are you sorry you married me?"
George. "No, dear—of course not. I was only thinking of all the nice girls I can't marry."
Maud. "Oh, George, how horrid of you! I thought you cared for nobody but me?"
George. "No more I do. I wasn't thinking of myself, but of the disappointment for them.
DOMESTIC BLISS
Head of the Family. "For what we are going to receive, make us truly thankful.—Hem! Cold mutton again!"