Angelina. "Did you ever see anything so wonderful as the likeness between old Mr. and Mrs. Bellamy, Edwin? One would think they were brother and sister, instead of husband and wife!"
Edwin. "Married people always grow like each other in time, darling. It's very touching and beautiful to behold!"
Angelina (not without anxiety). "Dear me! And is it invariably the case, my love?"
The Widow's Intended. "Well, Tommy, has your mother told you of my good fortune."
Tommy. "No. She only said she was going to marry you!"