She (after they have walked three miles without a word being spoken). "Aw say, John, tha'art very quoiet. Has nowt fur to say?"
He. "What mun aw say? Aw dunno know."
She. "Say that tha loves me."
He. "It's a'reet sayin' aw love thee, but aw dunno loike tellin' loies!"
Partner of his Joys (who has superintended the removal). "Well, dear, you haven't said how you like the new flat!"