"Socker" on the Brain.
Harry. "Smart sort that on the right—forward."
Tom (a devoted "footer"). "Right forward? Oh! no good forward; but looks like making a fair 'half-back'!"
EXCHANGE!
Togswell (in the washing room at the office, proceeding to dress for the De Browncy's dinner-party). "Hullo! What the dooce"—(pulling out, in dismay, from black bag, a pair of blue flannel tights, a pink striped jersey, and a spiked canvas shoe).—"Confound it! Yes!—I must have taken that fellow's bag who said he was going to the athletic sports this afternoon, and he's got mine with my dress clothes!!"