Cold Comfort.
Scene—Badly beaten horse walking in with crowd.
First Sporting Gent (to second ditto, who has plunged disastrously on his advice). "Told yer he was a foregorne conclusion for this race, did I? Well, and what more d'yer want? Ain't he jolly well the conclusion of it?"
Derby Day. Down the Road.—Matches that strike upon the box.
HOW TO WIN THE DERBY
(By one who has all but done it.)