That 'ere's her errin' sister."


For the Use of Schools.—(By a Cockney). Why should not Dr. Watts' poems be read by youth?

Because they contain Hymn-morality.


A LINE FROM BROWNING

(For hairdressers who recommend a wonderful "Restorative," and are careless of the aspirate.)

"An everlasting wash of air."


A Cockney Con.—When may a man really be supposed to be hungry?