'EARD ON 'AMPSTEAD 'EATH
——"And talk of our bein' be'ind the French in general edication, why all I can say is as it's the commonest thing in Paree, for instance (over fust-class restorongs, too, mind yer), to see 'dinner' spelt with only one 'N'!"
Diagnosis.
"I can tell you what you're suffering from, my good fellow! You're suffering from acne!"
"'Ackney? Why, that's just what t'other medical gent he told me! I only wish I'd never been near the place!"