Dowds to guy and pooty ones to wheedle,

And to give all rival chaps the needle.

Crab your enemies,—I've got a many,

You can pot 'em proper for a penny.

My! Them walentines do 'it 'em 'ot.

Fust-rate fun; I always buy a lot.

Prigs complain they're spiteful,

Lor' wot stuff!

I can't ever get 'em strong enough.

Safe too; no one twigs your little spree,