'Ampstead! 'Ampton! Which is it to be?

Fan—no flat—prefers the Crystal P.

Nobby togs, high jinks, and lots o' lotion,

That's the style to go it, I've a notion!

May.

May! The month o' flowers. Spooney sell!

"Rum 'ot with," is wot I likes to smell.

Beats yer roses holler. A chice weed

Licks all flowers that ever run to seed.

Nobby button'oler very well