Cockney Friend. "Good 'evins! there's a pheasant!"
Country Friend. "Well, what of it?"
Cockney. "Why, it ain't the fust of Hoctober?"
Lady Visitor (at work-girls' club, giving some advice on manners). "And you know ladies never speak to gentlemen without an introduction."
'Liza. "We knows yer don't, miss, an' we offen pities yer!"