'Arry (to Waiter). "Breakfast, and some 'am."
Waiter. "We've no 'am."
'Arry. "No 'am! (Pointing to notice.) What's that?"
Says one 'Arry to another 'Arry. "I say, old man, the papers say they 'ope 1882 will be the openin' of a new era. What's that?"
Second 'Arry. "Openin' of a new 'earer? Why, a telephone, of course, you juggins!"
A SONG FOR COCKNEY SPORTSMEN
The hart's in the Highlands,
Of that there's no fear,