FOREIGN COMPETITION

British Habitual Criminal. "Well, if these 'ere furrin aliens is a-goin' ter take the bread out of a honest man's mouth—blimey if I don't turn copper!"


Very Appropriate.—Says 'Arry, "Regular good place for a medical man to live in is 'Ill Street, Berkeley Square. But why don't he cure it and make it Quite Well Street?"


COMMENT BY A COCKNEY

Bad-Gastein! Sounds more fit than nice, and yet

They say most healing waters there are had.

Strange, though, that people fancy good to get