Bethnal Green.

East-Ender. "'Ary Scheffer!' Hignorant fellers, these foreigners Bill! Spells 'Enery without the haitch!"


Overheard at a Meeting of the Up-in-a-Balloon Society.

'Arry. Wot's the difference between Nelson and that cove in the chair?

Charlie. Give it up, mate.

'Arry. Wy, Nelson was a nautical 'ero, and this chap's a 'ero nautical, to be sure.