Back to the Land.
Farmer's Wife (who has told the new lad from London to collect eggs). "Well, Jack, have you got many?"
Jack (who has raided a sitting hen). "Rauther! One old 'en she's bin and layed thirteen, and I don't think she's finished yet!"
LINES BY A COCKNEY
Addressed to A Young Lady, but dropped by some mistake into Mr. Punch's letter-box.