Well-known sporting character, residing at Putney, being unable to reach the moors this season, and having lost his gun, has lately amused himself by bringing down several brace of grouse by means of the Brompton omnibus.
At the Zoo. (A Fact).—'Arriet (looking at the Java sparrows). Wot's them? Sparrerkeets?
'Arry. Sparrerkeets be 'anged—them's live 'umming birds.
Common Objects of the Sea Shore.
First seaside saddle polisher. "Wot cheer, 'Arry? 'Ow are yer gettin' on?"
'Arry. "First-rate, old pal. Only this—beggar always—bumps—at the wrong—time!"