An' so I 'opes they 'll tell
This bloomin' Yanky swell
Ter send 'is toobs ter—well,
Not 'appy 'Amstid!
THE WILD WILD EAST
First Coster. "Say, Bill, 'ow d'yer like my new kickseys? Good fit, eh?"
Second Coster. "Fit! They ain't no fit. They're a haper-plictick stroke!"