AN EASTER OBJECT LESSON
(At the Natural History Museum)
Visitor. "Hullo! I say, I've got 'em agin! Gi' me the blue ribbon!"
His Best "Soot."
Short-tempered Gentleman in Black (after violent collision with a stonemason fresh from work). "Now, I'll arsk you jest to look at the narsty beastly mess as you 've gone and mide me in! Why, I'm simply smothered in some 'orrid white stuff!! Why don't yer be more careful!!!"