"SWEET LAVENDER!"
"Aut Cæsar Aut Nullus."
Architect. "What aspect would you like, Mr. Smithers?" (who is about to build a house).
Mr. Smithers. "Has Muggles"—(a rival tradesman)—"got a haspect? 'Cause—mind yer, I should like mine made a good deal bigger than 'is!!"