The Squire. "I don't seem to know your face, my man. Do you live about here?"

Old Rustic. "Yes, sir. But, yer see, I ain't often at the public-'ouse!"


First Doubtful Character. "This yer's all 'umbug about a thief not bein' able to look a honest man in the heye."

Second Doubtful Character. "Well, if 'e can't, 'e can punch 'im in the heye!"