Mrs. Giles. "Yes, zur; but what on earth be the good o' sending they little things vor a girt big chap like he? I jes' took an' clapped a ferret on 'un!"


Note by a Chiropodist (in the country for the first time).—"Must be very painful—corn in the ear."


A Pastoral.—How should a shepherd arrange his dress? In folds.


The Dunmow Flitch.—All gammon.