She. "Oh, how could he? Of course he wasn't serious."
The Force of Habit.—Our County Member (attending church during the Recess). "I beg to move, sir, that the question be now put!"
Our Christmas Concert.—The Rector (who conducts the Rehearsal). "Suppose we try that movement again? I think, Mr. Footles, you were half a bar behind in taking up your point. Oh dear!—you're not going, Mr. Foo——" Mr. Footles (our Flauto Secondo, huffed). "Yessir. 'F you're so pertic'lar's 'alf a bar, I sha'n't jine the s'ciety!!"