Gardener. "You can't shay—(hic)—I wash drunk yesht'day, sh——!"
Country Gentleman (sternly). "Are you sober this morning, sir?"
Gardener. "I'm—shlightly shober, shir!!"
Qualified Admiration.—Country Vicar. "Well, John, what do you think of London?" Yokel. "Lor' bless yer, sir, it'll be a fine place when it's finished!"
