Habits of Healthy Exercise.—If a young lady is unable to sport a riding habit, she should adopt a walking habit.
The Humours of House Hunting.—Lady. "Very healthy place, is it? Have you any idea what the death-rate is here?" Caretaker. "Well, mum, I can't 'xactly zay; but it's about one apiece all round."
OVERHEARD AT A COUNTRY FAIR
"'Ere y' are! All the jolly fun! Lidies' tormentors two a penny!"