CONCLUSIVE
Lodger. "I detect rather a disagreeable smell in the house, Mrs. Jones. Are you sure the drains——"
Welsh Landlady. "Oh, it can't be the drains, sir, whatever. There are none, sir!!"
Yorkshire Farmer (who has laid a wager—to gentleman on weighing machine). "Will ye tell us how mooch ye weigh, mister?"
Gentleman. "Well, I'm seventeen stone seven."