Young Lady. "Why?"
Boy. "I've 'eard 'im play golf!!!"
A GROWL FROM GOLFLAND
Bores there are of various species, of the platform, of the quill,
Bores obsessed by Christian Science or the Education Bill,
But the most exasperating and intolerable bore
Is the man who talks of nothing but the latest "rubber core."
Place him in the Great Sahara, plant him on an Arctic floe,