That in moments of excitement I am apt to miss the globe.

With my brassy and my putter I am very far to seek,

Generally slice to cover with my iron and my cleek;

But I boast a single virtue: I can honestly maintain

I've escaped the fatal fever known as Haskell on the brain.


A golf case was recently before the Court of Appeal. Why not a Golf Court on the links?

GOLF VICTOR!