Scene—Country Police Court
Magistrate. "My boy, do you fully realise the nature of an oath?"
Boy. "Well, I oughter, considerin' the times I've caddied for yer!"
Miggs and Griggs, who have got away for a week-end holiday, have strayed on to the golf links, and have been watching the colonel, who has been bunkered for the last ten minutes—and the language!!
Miggs. "What's he doing?"
Griggs. "I dunno. Think he's trying to kill something."